What has great social skills and works well as part of a team?

Everyone who lied on their CV at Primark.
My mum said, "You treat this place like a hotel!".

She'll regret that when I give her a low score on TripAdvisor for 'rude staff'
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”
I dreamt that I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow.. when I woke up, my pillow was gone..